♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
Heathcliff: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
HUH?
WHAT?
[AH-CHOO]
[SNEEZING]
[AH-CHOO]
BUT IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY OF OUR FIRST EVENING OUT TOGETHER.
THESE ARE THE SAME FLOWERS
I BROUGHT YOU THAT NIGHT.
THEN YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT OUR ANNIVERSARY.
I REMEMBER LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
[WHISTLING]
I HAD JUST PURCHASED A NEW SUIT FOR THE OCCASION,
AND I STOPPED BY A FLOWER VENDOR--
AN OLDER WOMAN WHO SEEMED DOWN ON HER LUCK.
THAT'S WHEN I BOUGHT YOUR FLOWERS.
Heathcliff: I GAVE HER A BIG TIP.
SHE SAID IT WAS TOO MUCH, BUT I INSISTED.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
THE WOMAN WAS SO GRATEFUL.
Woman: HELP!
SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE!
Heathcliff: I WAS ON MY WAY TO MEET YOU, WHEN I STOPPED TO HELP A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.
OH!
OOH! OOH! DOUBLE OOH!
BACK, YOU SWABS! THIS DANCE IS MINE!
NO!
GO BRUISER!
LOOK AT THOSE MOVES!
MY TURN! MY TURN!
[CATS CHEERING]
Heathcliff: CLOSING TIME AT THE BACK ALLEY DANCE HALL, BRUISER.
WELL, LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE! SOME SORT OF FANCY DAN!
THE NAME'S NOT DAN, IT'S...
HEATHCLIFF.
UGH!
HUH!
AND THERE'S 5 MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
YOW!
[SMACK]
AND NOW, I'M OFF TO SEE A VERY SPECIAL LADY.
WHAT A LUCKY LADY SHE MUST BE.
OOH!
WAIT, SONJA! WHAT'S WRONG?
THAT'S SURE NOT THE WAY I REMEMBER IT.
Sonja: FIRST OF ALL, YOU DIDN'T BUY ME THOSE FLOWERS.
[WHISTLE]
THE SIGN SAYS "DON'T PICK THE FLOWERS"!
AND THAT MEANS YOU!
GOTCHA!
WHAT?!
YEOW!
[BLOWING WHISTLE]
SUCKER!
Woman: ARE THOSE FOR ME?
WELL?
UH, YEAH, I GUESS SO.
TOO BAD. THAT WAS THE WRONG ANSWER.
HE'S ALL YOURS, BRUISER, BABY.
[HISSING AND SNARLING]
FUNNY THING ABOUT WOMEN. JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THEM,
SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS.
HUH?
Heathcliff: OK, MAYBE I EXAGGERATED A LITTLE, BUT YOUR STORY WASN'T EVEN CLOSE.
I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME WE DIDN'T HAVE AN ELEGANT DINNER THAT NIGHT?
DINNER?DINNER?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T REMEMBER
THE FOOD, THE SERVICE, THE ATMOSPHERE!
MONSIEUR HEATHCLIFF, MADEMOISELLE SONJA,
I AM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE ARRIVED.
S'IL VOUS PLAIT,SHOULD YOU DESIRE ANYTHING, JUST TINKLE THE BELL.
[DING]
DIDN'T I TELL YOU THIS NIGHT WOULD BE MAGICAL?
SAY, HOW ABOUT SOMETHING TO DRINK?
[SNIFF SNIFF]
[PURRING]
I HAVE THE FEELING THAT THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP.
Sonja: THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT WAS.
WELL, THEN, WHAT'S YOUR VERSION?
WELL, FOR ONE THING, WE WERE LESS-THAN- WELCOME GUESTS.
AND THE NEXT TIME I CATCH YOU TWO IN HERE, I'LL SELL YOU AS CATFISH!
HE'S QUITE A KIDDER, ISN'T HE?
WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME NOW?
ARE YOU KIDDING? I PROMISED YOU DINNER, AND DINNER YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE.
MADAME, DINNER IS SERVED.
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
BUT...
[CATS MEOWING]
PERHAPS MADEMOISELLE WOULD CARE TO SKIP DINNER AND GO STRAIGHT TO DESSERT.
I PREFER TO BRUSH AFTER EVERY MEAL, NOT SHOWER.
ALL RIGHT, MAYBE OUR DINNER DIDN'T TURN OUT JUST AS I REMEMBER IT,
BUT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT IT--
OOH!
THE WAY WE GOT HOME!
ONCE AROUND THE PARK, SIR?
Sonja: AT LEAST YOU'RE HALF RIGHT. WE DID TAKE A CARRIAGE RIDE--
A VERY SHORT CARRIAGE RIDE.
HURRY! DON'T LEAVE ME STUCK UP HERE BY MYSELF!
I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!
WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE, JOGGING?
SO.. HOW...DO...YOU... LIKE..IT...SO...FAR?
Together: WHOA!
NO FREELOADING FELINES ON THIS CARRIAGE! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!
YOW!
HOODLUM!
Sonja: BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAVE TO DRESS LIKE THAT.
BECAUSE THIS IS A ROUGH NEIGHBORHOOD, AND YOU AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER
HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF MAKING IT HOME THAN--
GOOD EVENING, LADIES.
GOOD EVENING. MY GRANDMOTHER AND I WERE OUT FOR A WALK,
AND WE SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN LOST.
MAYBE ME AND THE BOYS COULD SORT OF ESCORT YOU OUT OF THIS CRIME-RIDDEN AREA.
WE LOVE TO HELP THOSE IN DISTRESS.
MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE THIS DRESS OFF AND TIE YOU IN KNOTS.
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, GRANDMA?
SHE SAID, "THAT WOULD BE NICE, BUT WE KNOW THE WAY."
[MEOW]
HEATHCLIFF! HE WON'T GET AWAY THIS TIME!
FAN OUT!
I THINK THE COAST IS CLEAR.
I RECITED A POEM I WROTE FOR THE OCCASION, AND THEN, ALWAYS THE GENTLEMAN,
I KISSED YOUR HAND AND SAID, "ADIEU."
Sonja: FUNNY, I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THAT.
WHAT I DO REMEMBER IS HOW NERVOUS YOU WERE.
Heathcliff: ME? NERVOUS? WHY, I'VE NEVER BEEN NERVOUS A DAY IN MY LIFE.
W-WELL, H-HERE WE-- HERE W-WE ARE, WELL.
YEAH, WELL, W-WELL--
[SMACK]
WELL--WELL, MAYBE I WAS JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS.
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT I REMEMBERED THAT TONIGHT WAS OUR ANNIVERSARY.
I'M GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY, HEATHCLIFF.
AND I'M GOING TO HOLD YOU TO CELEBRATING OUR ANNIVERSARY JUST LIKE YOUREMEMBER IT.
TOMORROW NIGHT, THE ACTUAL DATE OF OUR ANNIVERSARY.
[SMACK]
OH, WELL, AT LEAST I WAS CLOSE.
WHOA!
Wordsworth: 1, 2, 3, 4, WHO WE GONNA YELL FOR? MU-UNGO!
NUMBER ONE-O! MU-UNGO! NUMBER-ONE-O!
GETTING UP EARLY IS BAD ENOUGH. KNOCK OFF THE NOISE!
Riff Raff: HOW YOU FEEL TODAY, KID? FEEL GOOD?
GOOD! YEAH. YEAH. FEEL GOOD.
TOMORROW'S THE CATLYMPICS. YOU GOT TO BE READY TO DEFEND YOUR TITLE, GOT TO BE TOUGH!
TOUGH, YEAH. GOT TO BE TOUGH.
OOH!
KNOCK IT OFF! KNOCK IT OFF!
STOP!
I OUGHT TO BOP YOUR HEAD SO HARD
YOU HAVE TO PULL DOWN YOUR SOCKS TO SEE!
YEAH, BOP! YEAH, YEAH, BOP HARD!
COME ON, YOU CARROT BRAINS!
LET'S PRACTICE HARDER FOR THE CATLYMPIC EVENTS.
1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1...
HEE HEE HEE! THIS YEAR WE'RE GOING TO WIN,
AND THAT BIG LOLLIPOP WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM.
READY FOR THE AGONY OF DEFEAT IN THE CATLYMPICS TOMORROW, LOUIE?
YOUSE GOT A BIG MOUTH FOR THE RUNT OF THE LITTER.
YEAH? WELL, LISTEN UP, FURFACE!
NO CAT AROUND CAN BEAT MUNGO, NOT EVEN IN ONE EVENT.
WANT TO BET?
SURE. PUT YOUR CAT FOOD WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.
[WHISTLING]
WE TAKE OVER THE JUNKYARD, OR YOU GET THIS.
LIKE TAKING COD FROM A KITTEN.
IT'S A BET.
Wordsworth: 1, 2, 1, 2-- WINNING THIS BET'S UP TO YOU.
1, 2, 1, 2-- WINNING THIS BET'S UP TO YOU.
Cat: UH, WHAT IF I LOSE THE CATLYMPICS TO MUNGO, BOSS?
I ALWAYS DO.
HEE HEE HEE! WE ONLY GOT TO WIN ONE EVENT, REMEMBER?
AND THE LAST EVENT'S GOING TO BE A BIG SURPRISE FOR THEM.
[BANGING]
[SLURPING]
I HEREBY DECLARE THE OPENING OF THE CATLYMPICS.
FIRST, TREE CLIMBING. YOU'RE FIRST, RUNT.
RELAX. YOU CAN DO IT.
THE JUNKYARD IS OURS.
NOW, GO ON.
FASTER! FASTER, YOU LAZY CAT!
LOUIE! HELP! I CAN'T CLIMB DOWN!
WELL, WE CAN'T HOLD UP THE GAMES ANYMORE.
CONTESTANT MUNGO, BEGIN YOUR CLIMB.
OH!
YOW!
YAY!
Judge: CONTESTANT NUMBER 2, YOU'RE ELIMINATED.
OK, CHAMP. ONE CAT'S ELIMINATED.
TIME FOR THE NEXT ONE TO BITE THE DUST.
YEAH, DUST! YEAH, YEAH, BITE DUST!
IF WE CAN'T BEAT HIM FAIR, WE'LL CHEAT.
JUST MANAGE TO JUMP THE WATER.
WHEN IT'S MUNGO'S TURN, THIS GREASE OUGHT TO MAKE FOR A SLIP-UP.
[BOTH SNICKERING]
TIME FOR WATER AVOIDING.
CAT WITH THE LOWEST SCORES, OUT OF THE CATLYMPICS.
WHOA!
Judge: TIME TO VAULT.
LOWEST SCORES, OUT OF THE COMPETITION.
NOW, WE GOT MUNGO'S POLE, AND HE'S GOT OUR SPECIAL RUBBER MODEL.
THAT SHOULD GIVE SOME BOUNCE TO HIS VAULT.
UH, IT'S HEAVY. I'M NOT SURE IF I CAN HANDLE IT.
OKAY, RUNT. I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
UP AND OVER, RIGHT CHAMP?
YEAH, UP. YEAH, YEAH, UH, OVER.
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
[BANGING]
NOW, WEIGHTLIFTING IS OURS. THIS OUGHT TO PUT A CRAMP IN HIS MUSCLES.
GO TO IT, MUNGO!
I CAN ALMOST TASTE THAT FISH ALREADY!
[STRAINING]
COME ON. YOU GOT TO GET IT UP, OR WE CAN'T USE OUR SECRET WEAPON.
[STRAINING]
OOMPH!
WE WILL HOLD A BOXING MATCH WITH THE TWO REMAINING CONTESTANTS: MUNGO AND RUNT.
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH WILL BE THE VICTOR OF THE CATLYMPICS.
YEAH, THAT'S IT, MUNGO!
YOU'LL BE THE CHAMP!
LET'S GET THE SECRET WEAPON READY.
[ROARING]
THEY MUST'VE CHICKENED OUT BEFORE THE FIGHT.
GUESS ALL THAT FISH IS OURS!
NO! HERE THEY COME.
WHAT...
CAT'S THAT?
[DING]
Riff Raff: SO, RUNT LOOKS A LITTLE BIGGER WITH BOXING GLOVES ON.
YOU'LL PULVERIZE THAT CHUMP!
GO, MUNGO, GO!
DON'T GET SCARED NOW.
NOW'S THE CHANCE, MUNGO!
[DING]
HE'S GETTING TIRED. YOU CAN'T LOSE, CHAMP,
OR WE ALL LOSE THE JUNKYARD!
UH, CAN'T LOSE. YEAH, YEAH, CAN'T LOSE.
[DING]
YAY! WAY TO GO!
IT'S RIGGED! THAT'S NOT RUNT!
HEY! THOSE GUYS ARE RUNNING AWAY!
OOH! OW! OOH!
WELL, YOU EARNED THIS, MUNGO.
GO AHEAD. DIVE IN!
All: DIVE IN!
All: ♪ WAY TO GO, MUNGO, WAY TO GO! MUNGO! ♪
♪ WAY TO GO, MUNGO! WAY TO GO! MUNGO! ♪
YEAH, WAY TO GO! YEAH, YEAH! WAY TO GO!
HEE HEE HEE!
HERE'S YOUR FOOD, BARKLEY! YOU'VE STILL GOT WATER.
ERNIE! DON'T FORGET TO WASH HIS BOWL.
IT'S FINE, MOM. GOT TO GET TO PRACTICE.
YUCK! MOM, THIS PLATE IS ALL DIRTY!
DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO CLEAN IT.
I HAD AN IMPORTANT MEETING TO ATTEND.
I'M SORRY, BARKLEY.
I GUESS THAT'S HOW YOUR FOOD LOOKS WHEN I DON'T CLEAN IT.
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